‘where are you going to college??!??!’
‘what do you want to major in??!!?!!?’
‘where have you gotten in!!??!!?!!??!’
“what are you going to do with your life!!??!!??”
“why would you major in that?!!?”
“what kind of job are you going to get with a _____________ degree!!?!!!??”
"you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you"
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever